monkey foot 

A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.

She sucked me off so good, I had monkey foot going on.

monkey foot by Lucreza Borgia February 3, 2007

Monkey Foot Fish Hook 

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.

Aaron gave Tara a monkey foot fish hook

Monkey Foot Fish Hook by UCF Sab October 17, 2006

banana monkey bingo foot 

Tripping mad, skippy balls!

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!

banana monkey bingo foot by Dewders914 January 18, 2025

monkey footing  

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

monkey footing by brons December 30, 2007

monkey monkey football 

Another word for a three-some

The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football

monkey monkey football by j-me lynn January 14, 2014

a monkey fucking a football 

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.

When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.

a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.

Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey fucking a football by fishinguy August 14, 2015