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monkey foot

A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.
She sucked me off so good, I had monkey foot going on.
by Lucreza Borgia February 3, 2007
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Monkey Foot Fish Hook

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
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banana monkey bingo foot

I took 2 hits of acid and now I’m banana monkey bingo foot!
by Dewders914 January 18, 2025
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monkey footing

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances
loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.
by brons December 30, 2007
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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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a monkey fucking a football

The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
When my wife was trying to change her wiper blades she looked like a monkey fucking a football.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
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Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.
by fishinguy August 14, 2015
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