monkey foot
A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.
monkey foot by Lucreza Borgia February 3, 2007
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Monkey Foot Fish Hook
Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
Monkey Foot Fish Hook by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
banana monkey bingo foot
banana monkey bingo foot by Dewders914 January 18, 2025
monkey footing
when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances
monkey footing by brons December 30, 2007
monkey monkey football
monkey monkey football by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
a monkey fucking a football
The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
a monkey fucking a football by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
Monkey fucking a football
Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
Monkey fucking a football by fishinguy August 14, 2015
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