The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger
by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021
Get the Monkey Finger mug.When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.
Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!
by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013
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That digit which, having been withdrawn from an anus, is now dry and whose owner is inclined to sniff repeatedly and contentedly along the length of it.
by raped ape February 6, 2005
Get the monkey finger mug.Harley gave me and Jose a monkey finger today on the trampoline, it had me thinking if hes gay or not.
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Get the Monkey Finger Pie mug.Moonshine from Dargaville. Dargaville where most of New zealands Kumara or sweet potatoes are grown. The locals make the best moonshine out of these purple turd looking things.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
Purple Monkey Finger will kick your ass, a lot.
by Day Tripper. November 14, 2010
Get the Purple Monkey Finger mug.So apparently the story is, the Kumara that go in to Purple Monkey Finger are grown on land that was the cemetery of the local prison for the criminally insane.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
The gardens were looked after by crazy old nuns, all of them were blind except for the mother superior who was mute.
She was mute until one of the prisoners made moonshine out of the Kumara, in her room alone one night, she had a drink, and she started screaming and didn't stop until she died.
They say that even now, if you open a bottle of Purple Monkey Finger alone, in the dark, in a very quiet room, you can hear the old mute nun scream.
Patient: But Doctor, I'm a virgin, how could I be pregnant?
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
Doctor: I have reason to believe you have recently had some Purple Monkey Finger in you.
Patient: SHITBALLS!
by Sister Catherine November 19, 2010
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