mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

by FederalQ2B September 7, 2007

Mammy-jam

A mammy-jam is a traffic jam consisting almost entirely of, and caused by, women driving their children to and from school.

Boss: Why are you late for work?

Employee: Oh man, it's so frustrating. There's about three different schools on my route to work and I keep getting stuck in one mammy-jam after another.

by Alan "Mighty Morto" Morton January 2, 2009

mammy jammer

Something really Hip as in Good Excellent. Sammy Davis Jr.used it constantly in his stage act. Also a Sandwich in the Philly area. Wild Rock and Roll disc jockey TheMojoMan used it at every radio station he worked thru out the 60's 70's and 80's

Man,That DeLorean he bought is a Real Mammy Jammer. Or as TheMojoMan would intro "Land of a 1000 dances" by Wilson Pickett or "Born to be Wild" by Steppenwolf

by Sid Grubbs August 28, 2006

Mammy Jammy

mother fucker. To be incredibly pissed off and frustrated with everything possible.

"Table 33 didn't tip me shit- mammy jammy!"

by savannah douglas October 2, 2011

Mammy Jammer

One who has sexual relations with his own mother. A combination of mammy for mother and jammer to indicate sexual relations.

Used as a disparaging descriptor.

You degenerate mammy jammer.

by Vorpal Blade September 17, 2011