mollywob

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to wereck someone in any sport/argument/contest soo bad that they are left fealing that they sould give up on life.

yo i just mollywobed your ass in Soccer. How do you feel?!
i just got my arse mollywobed.
i mollywobed your mom-at sex.

mollywob by stickylongpipe April 20, 2009

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mollywobbles

A red headed middle aged woman with a substantial amount of children and a large amount of junk in the trunk.

You BEST open that damn door for me right now Mollywobbles!

mollywobbles by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005

Related Words

mollywobbles • mollywob • mollywop • mollywopped • mollywomp • mollywock • Mollywog • mollywogged • Mollywoggle • mollywoof

Mollywop

The act of grabbing ones flaccid unit at the base and smacking a ho upside the head with it, preferably in the cheek area.

Girl you need to calm down before I take this big ol dick and mollywop the everlasting hell out of you!

Mollywop by HutchNation CEO March 27, 2022

mollywopped

verb; To be smacked violently upside the head.

Fool, you just straight mollywopped me, negroid!

mollywopped by Cole September 13, 2004

mollywop

v. to bitch slap, clobber, and knock the fuck out, simultaneously

Listen motherfucker, you got two choices.
You can either go fuck yourself, or I can mollywop your punk ass!

mollywop by sage ares January 16, 2009

mollywop

Hitting someone in the face with your cack

That dumb bitch cheated on me so I mollywopped her!

mollywop by takeaguess January 24, 2005

mollywop

To be hit with an open hand or closed fist extremelyhard. The person hitting you has to follow through and come down with it so that you feel the true force.

Yo check it, my bitch is an habitual linesteppa, so everytime she steps outa line i gotta check her. She got me real heated yesterday so i mollywopp'd that silly bitch. Shell learn next time not to fuck wit me.

mollywop by mattman April 18, 2005

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026