mint box 

a lewdly obscure reference to a woman being good looking. Mint = perfect, box = pussy. "that's some good lookin' pussy!" It's literal meaning is supposed to be akin to "she's hot", or "that's one great looking woman"

"Ya bro, she's mint box", "that's some mint box right there"

mint box by emefbe December 12, 2016

mint in the box ugly 

Someone so un-attractive that no matter what they do, there will always be ugly

Girl: Did you see that new shirt Pete bought?

Friend: It's not gonna help, Pete's mint in the box ugly

mint in the box ugly by poofu's gal September 25, 2007