Queef Minestrone

The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.

Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 4, 2019

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021