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Minecraft PE 

What "Minecraft: Bedrock Edition" used to be called for mobile devices. The PE stands for Pocket Edition, which honestly sounds like a much more applicable name than Bedrock. Thus, I will keep referring it to Pocket Edition.

Back then, Pocket Edition was basically a Lite version of Minecraft meant for on-the-go experiences. It was more for killing time (e.g. waiting for bus) than for actually getting invested in the game. Today however, the transition from PE to Bedrock Edition has basically turned the mobile game into full-fledged Minecraft (with some limitations of course).
Minecraft Bedrock Edition — {Drake Disapproving Face}
Minecraft PE (Pocket Edition) — {Drake Approving Face}
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MineCraft PE 

Game that broke a$$ people play because they can’t afford minecraft on console
Poor kid: wanna play MineCraft PE?
Rich kid: On what console
Poor Kid: On PockEt EdItIOn
Rich Kid: your gay
MineCraft PE by LIL DiCtIonArY February 12, 2018

minecraft penis 

It is a thing in minecraft where you build a penis in minecraft with multiple materials
Guy 1: hey dude do u want to build a minecraft penis!
Guy 2: Nah do u know what those things are
Guy 1: YEP!
Guy 2: Ugh Fine I guess
minecraft penis by Jane Volturi November 10, 2018

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among us pewdiepie t series minecraft fartnite roblox memes shitpost status rick astley god

Destroying peoples minecraft loot 

People whp dont give a crap on peoples feelings
Killing and Destroying peoples minecraft loot isnt nice

Destroying peoples minecraft loot 

People whp dont give a crap on peoples feelings
Destroying peoples minecraft loot isnt good

Minecrafterbate 

The act of playing Minecraft. Usually refers to someone that is hopelessly addicted to Minecraft. Generally is used when someone plays Minecraft for hours on end.
Loren: "Hey man, what are you doing today?"
Tyler: "I'll probably just Minecrafterbate all day."

"Hey bro, you and Ryan should come over and we can start a circle jerk of Minecrafterbation."

Loren: "Have you seen Tyler lately?"
Ryan: "No, I think he's been Minecrafterbating for the last few days."

Tyler: "Dude, my arm is so sore, I was minecrafterbating for like 10 hours straight today!"
Minecrafterbate by PlusOn3 June 18, 2011