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minecraft admin 

someone who either runs the bans or controls a minecraft server or a group in one. usually admins act like they lead a social elite (or mods) and think they have full control over its players, they tend to be more caring for there donators then a non donor, its common for one to have a petty life or a lack of social skills. if the server has a online forum, they tend to be a monarch on it. most admins take there duty too seriously like a job in real life.
lets just say this is a average admin on a small server with usually 5-20 people online on average

minecraft player: yay a new server that I can play with my friends!
admin: please read the rules.
minecraft player: I did, there all the same anyway
donator: this rules are different
minecraft player: not really
admin: if you do think there different, please read them again.
minecraft player: no that's stupid
*admin kicks the minecraft player, he joins back*
admin: please learn to respect all the staff and listen to them or you'll be banned.
minecraft player: are you a robot?
donator: you really need to respect admins
minecraft player: shut up youre not a mod
admin: this is you last warning, if you do not stop now, you will be banned. now apologize to *donators name*
minecraft player: thats gay who says sorry over a game
*minecraft player is banned forever for the following reason: im sick of your attitude.

notice how the minecraft admin was the only one who used proper typing.....

Minecraft Admins Day

December the 20th is the Minecraft Admins Day.

In this day, all Minecraft admins can ban all people for 24hours for a relax,and good time.
i cant wait for minecraft admins day!!!!!

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026