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a semi-humorously postulated system of behavioral control, in use in the present time western world. likely originating in, and with overlapping influences from, the electromagnetic emissions of cell phone towers, televisions, computers, and HAARP. additional corrective vectors include orgone, the weather, GMO's, plagues, surreptitious media manipulation, and gang stalking.

certain entities and organizations may or may not also make use of their own customized Mind Beams (tm). likely candidate organizations in possession of Mind Beam technologies capable of controlling their membership/worker/slaves/the populace include
Scientologists, Freemasons, Bohemian Grovesers, McDonalds, Wallmart, and all major Banks, the Armed Forces, and all 3 letter governmental Alphabet Soup Agencies.

it has been suggested that users of conspiracy forums, users of internet chat rooms, users of all drugs legal or illegal, users of free government services such as public aid, all stay-at-home moms, and all schoolchildren are also subject to the regular influence of Mind Beams.

so when you dont get enough sleep, or when you feel the urge to strike out at the world for no reason, consider blaming the Mind Beams (tm).
<swiftkick> i'm so tired all the time.
<swiftkick> maybe putting my bed 5 feet from 3 giant transformer cans on the pole on the outside wall of my bedroom area, wasnt the best idea.
<swiftkick> of course, it could just be the mind beams.
by aesthetic randomity August 11, 2010
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