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Microsoft is another word for the dick of a man who left his penis pills at home. Its size ranges from .001" to 3". Just like floppy disks, floppy dicks are not very useful in today's world. Do you want good sex? Do you want to keep your girl? Then grow a fat cock!
"Eww, get that Microsoft away from me"

"How do you beat your meat with that Microsoft"
by Joinmyminecwaftserver March 14, 2018
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A Small and Soft Male Genitalia which is small even when hard.
I pulled down Huge Mark's pants and he had a Microsoft. Girls I had to laugh Bitch he Thought
by La leon September 22, 2016
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big chunk of fuckin spyware on your computer
Me: All right, I've turned my laptop camera off!
Microsoft: That's what you fucking think
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by EngineerGaming April 07, 2021
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