Alexander Meurs aka (pip, 8-ball, hideos pip, sir yap-a-lot, thanos) is notoriously known for getting no butt. He prides himself on having a “thanos cock” but in reality he is rocking a 2 incher. Pip is also an online pimp, which he is proud of and is also his claim to fame. SMU’s social chair is also always broke, and love getting Mr. Beasted. Rumor has it that pip once got with 72 girls in one night (all 2s).
Lovely villagey town in Surrey about 20 miles from London, surrounded by beautifulcountryside. Topped off by playing host to a nice little art gallery, the Rt Gallery.
A French Algerian Colonist who doesn’t give a shit about the stuff that goes down in his life. Enjoys fondling breasts and likely has a 9.5 incher (minimum).