Methidon't 

Doesn't do meth, but acts like they do !

Janet is addicted to wifi, like a methidon't.

Methidon't by Jahp June 11, 2018

Methodontist 

Methodontist
This is a dentist that specializes in working on a meth addicts teeth, or whats left of them.

Im going to the Methodontist next week to have my tooth pulled.

Methodontist by MissMiniHaHas September 2, 2016

Methadont 

When someone who takes Methadone as a part of a Opiate Treatment Program, and still will try to get high on other opiates, with hope of getting high, with no results.

Jimmie: Is the methadone working for you?

Josh: Shit, it just Methadont cut it for me.

Methadont by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010