metatribe 

A diatribe about a diatribe. When a person makes a bitter or strong attack or argument about someone having an argument. Not to be mistaken with participating within the argument; the metatribe is complaining about the existence of an argument at all.

Argument A: "PC is better."

Argument B: "Mac is better."

Metatribe: "This entire discussion is stupid, and here's an entire book on why I think talking about this is terrible. My bias might show through the argument, but I'm so sick of seeing the argument that I'm going to tell you for a year."

metatribe by Spoons Aren't Funny June 26, 2016

Quantum Meatrider 

Someone who defies the parameters of meatriding, breaks free of societal norms and physics to meatride you on a quantum level.

Chauncey and Ariel spent 40 minutes talking about Robert when he wasn't even responding, he's a quantum meatrider!

Chauncey chased Robert around in Brawhalla at 1am for 15 minutes, I've never seen someone meatride like this before, he must be a quantum meatrider.

Quantum Meatrider by get_got February 10, 2023

MeatRider

Someone who acts overly obsessed with someone else and pretty much praises them.The Meat refers to dick. Also known as "on their top" or "dickrider."

John: "Dude, My Twitter name got soulja boy in it, my profile picture is soulja boy, my Boxers got soulja boy on it, and my room is filled with posters if him! Im a Huge Fan!"

Brian- "No, You're a Fuckin MeatRider John!" "Get Off his Dick!"

MeatRider by iTalkSwavey October 27, 2012

Tetrapod Meatrider 

Somebody who is obsessed with tetrapods, i.e. someone who isn’t apart of “Cookie Clickers against Tetrapods” movement.

Person A: “Hey, do you know Clayton? He’s a real tetrapod meatrider.”
Person B: “Yeah, unlike Amia, Brandon and Mark, who hate tetrapods.”

Tetrapod Meatrider by amiaiyaya October 1, 2023

Jake Paul meatrider 

A Jake Paul meatrider, otherwise known as the dick eating sensation "The Fan", is an online personality who had Jake's nuts so far down his throat that it blacked his memory out and he woke up as a KSI "fan".

Jake Paul meatriders like to pose for pics with Jake and claim to be a KSI supporter.

"Ayo, have you seen The Fan's jab?"

"You mean that Jake Paul meatrider? The only jab he's got is the one for his diabetes type 2."

Jake Paul meatrider by SullySaysWords July 7, 2023

Meatrider

A bitch who dick rides mfs that don’t know they exist.

Aka Adrian Gonzalez the OG meatrider “pay attention to me” Adrian 2023

Meatrider by Adrian Gonzalez the pussy June 7, 2023

Old Metairie

A sub-suburb of New Orleans, where rich snobby people live who think they are better than everyone else. They want to live in New Orleans but live in Metairie becuase of better roads and polic force. Come from money and think it just grows on trees as they all drive around in their Escalades to their lunch dates.

That woman in her mercedes driving to the country club is an Old Metairie mom.

Old Metairie by lovenola September 15, 2009