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merivingian 

Used to refer to an ancient chat protocol invented back when Internet sites started appearing, the mighty Internet Relay Chat, or IRC.

Some people think it's outdated because new technologies, such as Slack, Discord, Mattermost and others supposedly provide more features and are more user friendly than the old protocol.
Hey! Stop using that merivingian protocol and use Slack like a real person!
merivingian by dibriringman January 25, 2018
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merovingian 

The Merovingians were a Frankish dynasty that reigned from the fifth century to 751 A.D. They have become a great concern to conspiracy theorists because many of the mysteries connected with Rennes-le-Chateau, Father Sauniere, the Church of Mary Magdalene, and the Priory of Sion have been linked back to them.

Gerard de Sede, in a remarkable book called La Race febuleuse, claims that the Merovingians were descended from matings between extraterrestrials from Sirius and the Tribe of Benjamin in ancient Israel, and other notions about them are equally remarkable.

For instance, the semi-legendary founder of the dynasty, Merovech, allegedly sprang from a union of a woman with a sea-creature.

There are also claims that this family is linked back to another extraterrestrial race of Serpentine peoples.

I've also read in some places that the Merovingian's were thought to be direct descendants of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene. And others disagree saying that they possessed the blood of demonic entities. Many of the Merovingians died under mysterious circumstances.

More or less, the Merovingians do exist historically, just with a great deal of mystique surrounding their family name.
The Merovingians were a Frankish dynasty, their name was used in The Matrix.
merovingian by morally bankrupt March 18, 2004
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Merovingian 

The French dude in The Matrix: Reloaded. he likes to swear in French, give people cake that gives them orgasms, and wipe his ass with silk.
Merovingian by Twin 1 June 27, 2003

Merovingian 

Chocolate cake so good that it makes you have an orgasm eating it.
"Let's go to that restaurant where I heard they serve Merovingian for desert. I want to get me some of that!"
Merovingian by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

Merovingian 

A person that is in a secret clan that believes that they are disendents of Christ and they have supernatral powers.
A Merovingian said he could heal me.
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