A lunatic asylum cunningly disguised as a posh school. Inhabitents include:
Oompa-loompas
Tangoed people and
People with skirts so short they are belts
by sa June 11, 2004
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The shittest school

Lads are posh eds and ugly

Fucking expensive
Merchant Taylor’s the shit whole
by Mrs Tao October 6, 2019
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