med school

World's last legal form of torture. After two years in a gulag learning to "help people", you are shipped off to Siberia for had labor to "help people" as a resident. Survivors and escapees of these death camps are rewarded ridiculously by the institutions that monitored the torture. Victims can be identified by scrubs, an enduring symbol of pain and suffering

"You're bleeding"
"I'm a med school survivor, that's what we do."

med school by JoeShelton 2245 July 31, 2006

med school

long years of hardship that will lead you to one of the most amazing timeless and well-respected professions of our planet - rather than a job..being a doctor is a vocation. its extremely hard work and may bitchslap students in a pretty bad way (apart from driving dem to the very edge of reasing testing their human limits), but its a journey from which one can only learn...both knowledge-wise and life-wise. life is what you make i, actually med school can be quite fun :)

hey dude...coming for that med school student committee boat party after we finish renal?
yes sure...you getting the booze? ill get some saline who whoever gets shit and vomits his life out xD and stop hitting on the freshmen..deyre mine!

med school by dooooooooooooodie June 6, 2011

med school hot 

Being attracted to someone that you normally would not even glance at because they are in your med school class with you. The main cause of this attraction is being cooped up with the same people day after day. This makes you look at people in a different way. Kind of like being in prison, where you might be straight, but you might have sex with some feminine guy because that is your only option in the pen. Med school is strikingly similar.

Med student #1: Man, Jenny is pretty hot.

Med student #2: Wow, she is not hot at all, if you saw her out in the real world you wouldn't even give her a second look. She is just med school hot.

med school hot by ConsensualLightReflex December 30, 2009

med school ass 

(n) When a medical students once curvy and luscious ass begins to appear flat and saggy from sitting all day.

Student 1: Man she was so hot last year.

Student 2: Yeah but then she got that med school ass.
Student 1: Pancaked!

med school ass by lmjb December 16, 2014

medschool 

hell

medschool is hell

medschool by banayay7 January 17, 2019

Midschool Crisis 

Similar to a midlife crisis, midschool crisis is when midterms or finals in school are coming up and you're having a mental breakdown. You start getting frantic because your grades depend on how well you do on finals! You even stay home all weekend and study. Basically you won't have a life until finals/midterms are done.

Me: I'm so stressed out! Midterms are tomorrow and I haven't studied at all! I'm having a midschool crisis!

Friend: Oh. That sucks. :(

Midschool Crisis by Walking on Sunshine January 25, 2010