meat shits

The phenomenon of getting high-volume diarrhea from eating copious amounts of meat (buffet-style, typically.)

After thee hours at the churrascaria (Brazilian all-you-can-eat carnivore house of delights), I got a serious case of the meat shits.

by Count de Monet January 22, 2012

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008

The diarrhea you get after eating to much Red Meat.

I had a prime rib for dinner last night, now I got the Red Meat Shits.

Shit meat is low quality meat, such as in a bowl of pho, or when one consumes pig feet, tendons and ligaments.

Yo, let's go grab a warm bowl of shit meat.

by bruno hakalugi November 30, 2013