when u beat your meat so much that your hands get red like they've been burnt.
Tim- hey wats up with your hands, Luke?
Luke: i got the meat burns lillian
Tim: damn. sux to be you. i've never had meat burns
Luke: well wait, didnt you have meat burns last week?
Tim : ............ *punches Luke and runs away*
objects of sexual interest who have dark skin (eg. Indians)
Often used dismissively
John: Get a good slut at the bar last night?
Don: Almost, stuck it out til closing & took home some crackhead burnt meat.
John: Smoookinnnnn!
Don: You know it! I'm worried, though -- I'm already feeling the itch. . .
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.