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Originated from the Former Chairman of the People's Republic of China Mao Zedong, the word "Mawzhe" was created by 2 very lit high schoolers, one Chinese and the other Japanese, at a McDonalds one evening. They spoke about how there are so many unique languages in the world and wanted to create their own.

At that moment, the Chinese kid was extremely lit and thought about starting his own language using just one word. The word Mawzhe has not one, not two, but an unlimited amount of definitions.

The word can be used to replace any existing word in this universe and can be used to your liking.
Original Sentence: I went to the grocery store.
Mawzhe: I went to zhe mawzhe!

Original Sentence: Brb guys.
Mawzhe: Brb to zhe mawzhe!

Phrases commonly used by the creators of the word Mawzhe includes:
- "to da Mawzhe!"
- "to da Mawzhe?"
- "to da what? to da who? to da why? MAWZHE!!~"

- "Mawzhe Housuh"
- "Mawzhe suckuh in zhe mawzhe suckin housuh!!"
Mawzhe by thebay vteK April 22, 2020
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arabic: nadi ali'an mazheral ajaib.
mazher by mazher December 7, 2011
A woman with many talents - as defined by her name in Arabic.

She is creative, smart, kind and funny.

She often thinks of creative ways to fix things, or make them. She is into art, jewelry, fashion, interior designing and many more. She has incredible cooking skills, and better presentation skills.

She has the desire to learn constantly, but often struggles with learning how to swim.

She is a caretaker, worries a little too much and has a huge heart.

Also a development programme launced by ENOC to strengthened its Emiratisation.
*reads a list of hobbies on a CV"

"Wow, this person MUST be Mawaheb"
mawaheb by Maksa January 3, 2018

MAWTHER FAWKERS 

BIG GODDAMN MOTHS WITH HAIR THAT BOMB AT YOUR DOME WHILE TRYING TO DRINK YO BEEYA IN VEGAS AT THE CIRCLE BAR!!
OH EM G! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO TO MAKE LIKE A CHAIR FOR EB, AND THESE MAWTHER FAWKERS KEPT KAMIKAZEE'ING INTO ME!!....GODDAMN MAWTHER FAWKERS!!

I STOMPED THE MAWTHER FAWKING SHIT OUT OF THEM OVER AND OVER.
MAWTHER FAWKERS by KYLEBEAR June 30, 2009

Malzheimers 

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.
I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.
Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

mawwhet tard

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Manzheimer's Disease

A disease that affects married men that prevents them from either remembering to do simple household chores or performing them in an acceptable manner.
My husband forgot to take the downstairs trash out again on trash day after I reminded him to take ALL the trash out. His Manzheimer's Disease is really getting worse!
Manzheimer's Disease by runamok March 19, 2010