A protector
queen who consumes & stockpiles rice at every opportunity.
There are two traits of rice
mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-
based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.
Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the
pub last night? Noone else was
even eating. What an absolute rice
mama.