Mauled by a bear

Getting a hickey. (Don't overanalyze it.)

My friend got mauled by a bear recently and I had to lend him a turtleneck to cover it up.

I wish I could get mauled by a bear.

Mauled by a bear by bear_person April 28, 2026

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