mauch 

a person who likes to have sex with sea lions

mauch by Anonymous February 18, 2003

mauch 

An accentuated way to say much.

from the Bill Cosby Show "Thank you very MAUCH!"
from Borat "Thank you very MAUCH!"

mauch by rhea of sunshine September 5, 2007

Mauch 

This is an ugly creature that tends to sit in one spot generally around the color red. They smell like they have no hygiene or social skills. Rough horselike hair bangled in a nappy mane. Commits haneous sex acts

That sick ass Mauch is staring at me creepily

Mauch by sdersh March 10, 2009

Mauch 

Creature that resides in cold areas usually near waterfalls..... A mauch has evil magic powers. Usually walks on all four legs

Oh shit look at that mauch over by that water fall,,, we gotta get out offffff hereeee.

Mauch by analcherry March 13, 2010

Mach Jesus 

A term used to describe an objects insanely high rate of speed.

joe: why were you late for work today mike?

mike: cause the douche-bag who drives the bus insists that he blow by my stop at Mach Jesus so he doesnt have to pick anyone up, so i missed it.

Mach Jesus by Sadistic11B January 15, 2009

Callum Machan 

AKA Cal Cal <3
The most perfect guy in existence. He has black hair and brown Asian eyes. He's a halfie, half Canada half Cantonesia. He has two gay moms that are younger than him somehow and because of it, he has a tendency to fall in love with lesbians even though he's straight and can't get with them. He's really mean to the people that care about him but deep down everyone knows he loves them. He always wears a black Thomas Sabo watch and bracelet that his fake dad gave him but sometimes his moms steal it. He's a tall Benjamin. He always has headphones on him and he's "ALWAYS FUCKING TIRED". He needs therapy and won't get it, instead, he spends his money on purple vitamin water. He also has a massive cock.

"OMG, IS THAT A CALLUM MACHAN?"
"No, he's not a cutie patootie like a real Callum!"

Callum Machan by MRNEWELL March 19, 2019

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016