Matzefied 

To get overly excited and blow your fireworks within the first 2 minutes of having sex.

Even worse - before you get to take it out of your pants

When it's a "was that it?" Situation.

Dude: you've been matzefied.

Dude: I matzefied her.

Matzefied by Show me the way daddy bear August 14, 2017

matefidget 

matefidget is very sexy and hot and smart and good and kind man that helps Dofkiux to bully evil aka Winterexx

random ugly person:hey matefidget would u like to be my valentine
matefidget:no im not gay

matefidget by matefidget July 16, 2021