definition 1: A fat angry drunk that runs around and breaks shit while cock blocking his "friends" and constantly lies!

definition 2:a person with an obnoxious mustache
Guy 1: omg go look at that drunk guy i hope he doesn't go matuu that door

Guy 2: hes probably going to get mad and matuu his computer
by hamilton234 September 21, 2010
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