Matuu

definition 1: A fat angry drunk that runs around and breaks shit while cock blocking his "friends" and constantly lies!

definition 2:a person with an obnoxious mustache

Guy 1: omg go look at that drunk guy i hope he doesn't go matuu that door

Guy 2: hes probably going to get mad and matuu his computer

by hamilton234 September 21, 2010

chifuyu matsuno

a pretty boy who loves cats and owns a pet shop <3 he's also very loyal, a very great friend/partner and very romantic

who's chifuyu matsuno? ah he's my boyfriend ofc <3

by hikaruvq July 15, 2021

Matsumoto

a noun that describes a weird person with a creepy smile. Originated from Mr. Paul Matsumoto, a chemistry teacher who smiles every time when he tortures his students.

Student A: Mats, how are we supposed to know this?
Matsumoto: You learnt this before. Now you gotta integrate. Isn't this fun? (creepy smile... ;D)
Student A: uhh...

by A guy from San Francisco April 9, 2013

Touta Matsuda

Touta Matsuda also known as Taro Matsui is a character in an anime/manga Death Note. He is a member of the japanese police and the kira task force. He isn`t like others as he isn`t as experianced as the other officers. He seems to be lacking behind the others, but proves worthy of a gun after shooting Light Yagami aka Kira. Matsuda isn`t treated as nice as he should be treated and is looked down on, therefore causing his actions at the Yotsuba group; only after being " Misa`s manager. " His actions at Yotsuba only lead him into almost getting killed by Kira at the time, which happened to be Higuchi. Therefore Matsuda seems to be a clutz when having to fake his death by " falling " out of a window. Matsuda seems to be a huge fan of Misa Amane and seems to be devestated after losing the role of her manager. He also seems to have a crush on Light`s sister Sayu Yagami; but Mr. Yagami disproves and says that Sayu will never be allowed to date a police officer. Matsuda`s birthday, which is probably unimportant to most is December 14th.

Touta Matsuda: L, is there anything I can help with in the Kira case ?
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.

by MatsuChii July 30, 2010

Ryuhei Matsuda

One of the sexiest stars from out of Japan. Ryuhei was born in 1983 to the equally famous Yusaku and Miyuki Matsuda. Since then he has gone on to become an actor and model in Japan, but his popularity is spreading. He doesn't speak english, is 6', and took his first acting role at the age of 15.

Omg...Ryuhei Matsuda is so freaking sexy.

by toee April 27, 2006

Matsumiya

A pairing including two members of the band Arashi, Matsumoto Jun aka Matsujun and Ninomiya Kazunari aka Nino, in a romantic relationship.

This pairing is usually described as bitchy and snarky.

"Did you hear about Jun and Nino's kiss at the last concert?"

"Yes! Total Matsumiya!"

by ArashiAddicted December 30, 2009

Mathurbation

(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009