masongitus 

a terminal disease that cannot be cured.

masongitus is a disease that was found in the late 2000s.

the first case of masongitus was found in 2009.

Doctor: We have terrible news... you have Masongitus

Me: Oh no... now I am really retarded.

masongitus by kcarrot August 22, 2023

Masonius 

Truly an amazing person, he's super handsome and cute and will never fail to make you smile even if you're having a bad day. He is incredibly loving and affectionate once you get to know him, but he's quite shy at first. He is a complete goofball and really funny so he will always make you laugh. He has the cutest smile ever that will make your heart melt . Masonius is very loyal to his significant other and will stay with you until the end so if you ever meet a Masonius make sure to be with him forever.

Alexander: omg i'm dating a masonius!
Byron: bro you're so lucky, marry him ASAP.

Masonius by cloudus January 28, 2024