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man crater

When your friend from Cave Creek goes to Casey Moores with an affliction t-shirt two sizes to small, and you see the shape of his Armenian belly button crater as he hits on the wait staff..
"Dude! Your man crater is bigger than a pot hole on the I-10. Please go to Kohls and get an EXTRA medium.."
by Yellowbird92 May 21, 2014
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Man Crater

When a man gets his dick out and proceeds to stretch it until its straight and then inserts his finger in it so the dick goes inside itself creating something similar to a girl vagina.
*Damn, when Ale did the Man Crater I almost puked.
*Yup, the worst part was that he was laughing while doing it.
by Jperras August 1, 2015
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anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm

-noun pronounced: what the' heck!!
The inate syndrome in manly men that subconsciously block the same sex booty from entering the visual cortex.
A manly man mistakenly gets an email with the picture of another man with his booty exposed. The anti-man-gluten-visio-cateractasm blocks any visual references to such events.
This phenomenon does not exist in some areas such as San Francisco, Palm Springs, and a club down the street from my house.
by TerrenceV April 17, 2008
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Mancrate

A person who wears insanely short shorts to show off their genitals.
Wow John stop being such a mancrate, Suzy's nipples are already hard enough!
by The Mancrate! September 9, 2010
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