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Your Grandpa a man bra 

Probably the worst thing you can say to anyone about their grandpas and the emotional trauma will cause suicide rates to rise 1000%
May: Your Granny Tranny
Josh: Oh yeah? Your Grandpa a Man Bra
May: *Jumps off cliff*
Mays Mom: *Jumps off tree*

Mays Dad: *Cries to death*

Mays Sister: *Changes name and moves 6 countries*

man brain moment 

when a man cant get his thoughts out of the gutter and verbally exercises his manhood toward a female with grunts and whistles or pelvic thrusts to mid air.. ,or just simply being an insensitive prick with man brain stupidity .For he may be excused by announcing (my apologies I'm having a Man Brain Moment) or in text ..(sorry luv im having an MBM..)
out on the town with the misses she accidentally drops the keys and bends over in front of you,you grab her but and start pretending pelvic thrusting with one arm in the air swayin..thats havin a man brain moment .or shes balling her eyes out and you say whats the footy score!! oops sorry luv MBM..
man brain moment by helrazr June 25, 2021

man brand 

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.
Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.
man brand by PremiumGuy September 9, 2010

Man Brake 

A sexual maneuver performed during homosexual intercourse to inform the other individual to stop; that they have had enough.

The human version of a 'Jake Brake'.
Gregg pulled on Merv's Man Brake during sexual intercourse as he was uncomfortable with the depth of penetration.
Man Brake by B-woods00 January 13, 2012

Man-brain 

Refers to the way men think in regards to their lack of finesse and attention to detail in general; particularly, though, in socially sensitive ones. Much like using an ax instead of a scalpel to dissect, or a shotgun instead of a sniper riffle to shoot a target.
Anyone exemplifying the man-brain lacks the etiquette to handle delicate or intricate social situations as wells as critical thinking that requires consideration for all the problem's aspects.
When a son tells his mother to move her feet so his girlfriend can sit in an effort to "act more like a gentleman" as the mother has been advising him to do. The son is showing a clear case of man-brain.
Man-brain by borabora February 25, 2009

Man brain 

He got a dumb ass head

Brain empty
Oh He’s from Cheney, he got that man brain
Man brain by Nobrainallass February 14, 2022