mallmo 

a few hundred years ago, the chinese had a problem cleaning woks then up came this guy from germany, Jurgen Mallmo. he found this ingenius invention.
What a chode

use this mallmo on your wok, ellis.

mallmo by whytey April 29, 2004

Mallmo 

Jon Wild

you you you you

Mallmo by Mallmo January 11, 2004

mallmo 

Jon Wild, or a.ka. chode

Jon, you are such a chode licking terd

mallmo by Tom Fawley April 27, 2004

Mallcore Rebels

One of the greatest D.I.Y punk bands any one drunk man could create himself. Raw talent and cheap equipment, makes this band undeniably unforgettable. Songs range from such classics as Fuck Global Warming to the awe inspiring Know who you are. Check myspace to book this amazing band to play your city now!

Erick: Fuck man did you see mallcore rebels the other night?

Some other person: No

Mallcore Rebels by Mallcore_rebel April 20, 2009

Malkmosity 

Malkmosity is a word that describes a person's indieness. For example, if your favorite group is the Black Eyed Peas and you love polo shirts, you have low Malkmosity. If you hate the Black Eyed Peas now and say they were better in the 90's when they were an anti-gangsta rap group (but still didn't really like them, because they were not white and didn't play guitar) and you wear Buddy Holly glasses, you have high Malkmosity.

Coined by Dr. David Thorpe of Something Awful, Malkmosity refers to Pavement singer Stephen Malkmus. The reason being is Malkmus is the epitome of indie. He was a security guard before he recorded one of indie's seminal albums, Slanted & Enchanted, with his friend Spiral Stairs (Scott Kannberg) in the garage of their hippie drummer's house. His music is slightly off kilter pop with cryptic lyrics. (Example, "She's got the radioactive and it makes me feel okay" WTF?!) He is skinny, white, and plays guitar. He is indie.

High Malkmosity Guy: I snuck into a Dinosaur Jr./My Bloody Valentine show 21+ gig when I was fifteen in the early 90s.
Higher Malkmosity Guy: That's cool. I gave Thurston Moore, Lee Ranaldo, and Glenn Branca head in the early 80s.
No Malkmosity Guy: I kind of like music that the majority of the population has heard of.

Malkmosity by Rkye November 19, 2006

Mallory-Status

A nearly unreachable level of attractiveness which can be used to describe the attractiveness of women. Only girls that are a perfect 10/10 qualify as Mallory-Status. Most never meet someone that qualifies as Mallory-Status in person.

I mean yeah she's really hot but she's no Mallory-Status

Mallory-Status by everysinglemanintheworld May 9, 2011

Mallomar season 

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'

Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"

Mallomar season by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010