makmur

Makmur is an extremely rare name given to pedophiles, mostly targeting children between the ages of 6 and 12. Every Makmur has its own truck, usually seen outside of primary schools.

Rhys: Yo, bro! What's that outside? I don't want my 7 year old son to be in trouble!
Dean: It's another Makmur, make sure your child stays away.
Rhys: Alright, thanks!

Makmur *whispers*: Why aren't they attracted to my ice cream? :(

by Jason Swaager July 31, 2016

Macmurray

Diarrhea under high pressure that escapes with a fart.

I took a macmurray and it took an hour to clean up the mess.

I blew a macmurray this morning and had to return home to change my underware.

by booya96 March 12, 2015

Makurogi

Noun. It means evil boss, demon.

You are executing people like a Makurogi.

by Beyond-Limit June 23, 2010

MatMurrayed

A state of euphoria in which one has had a successful drumming session; this often concludes with Prosecco, Sekiro, Pink Cheeks, Love Pillow dry humping and several references to your brand new PC.

"I just got my first pay cheque and I can't wait to get absolutely MatMurrayed tonight!"

by DeadbeatpunK December 15, 2019

mamurdaneck

The most ghetto place to live in the U.S Its located in Westchester county. If an outsiders enters mamurdaneck he will be shot. Home of the hardest playa every JRay aka Blaze tha kid

Yo my friend fred went to mamurdaneck and got shot by JRAY as soon as he walked in town

by Dis Real Nig June 5, 2011

Makhurt

When one of your friends makes a joke, and you get emotional and leave the groupchat.

Don't be makhurt man, it's just a joke.

by Tdotslang416 September 9, 2018

makur

a tall man who is usually depressed and is mostly likely to rage.

There was a makur in our school who bullied Johnny

by johnnyhmmmmmmmmmm July 1, 2019