Makmur is an extremely rare name given to pedophiles, mostly targeting children between the ages of 6 and 12. Every Makmur has its own truck, usually seen outside of primary schools.
Rhys: Yo, bro! What's that outside? I don't want my 7 year old son to be in trouble!
Dean: It's another Makmur, make sure your child stays away.
Rhys: Alright, thanks!
Makmur *whispers*: Why aren't they attracted to my ice cream? :(
Dean: It's another Makmur, make sure your child stays away.
Rhys: Alright, thanks!
Makmur *whispers*: Why aren't they attracted to my ice cream? :(
by Jason Swaager March 11, 2016
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