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Makmur is an extremely rare name given to pedophiles, mostly targeting children between the ages of 6 and 12. Every Makmur has its own truck, usually seen outside of primary schools.
Rhys: Yo, bro! What's that outside? I don't want my 7 year old son to be in trouble!
Dean: It's another Makmur, make sure your child stays away.
Rhys: Alright, thanks!

Makmur *whispers*: Why aren't they attracted to my ice cream? :(
makmur by Jason Swaager July 31, 2016

Macmurray 

Diarrhea under high pressure that escapes with a fart.

I took a macmurray and it took an hour to clean up the mess.
I blew a macmurray this morning and had to return home to change my underware.
Macmurray by booya96 March 12, 2015
Related Words
Noun. It means evil boss, demon.
You are executing people like a Makurogi.
Makurogi by Beyond-Limit June 23, 2010

MatMurrayed

A state of euphoria in which one has had a successful drumming session; this often concludes with Prosecco, Sekiro, Pink Cheeks, Love Pillow dry humping and several references to your brand new PC.
"I just got my first pay cheque and I can't wait to get absolutely MatMurrayed tonight!"
MatMurrayed by DeadbeatpunK December 15, 2019

mamurdaneck 

The most ghetto place to live in the U.S Its located in Westchester county. If an outsiders enters mamurdaneck he will be shot. Home of the hardest playa every JRay aka Blaze tha kid
Yo my friend fred went to mamurdaneck and got shot by JRAY as soon as he walked in town
mamurdaneck by Dis Real Nig June 5, 2011
When one of your friends makes a joke, and you get emotional and leave the groupchat.
Don't be makhurt man, it's just a joke.
Makhurt by Tdotslang416 September 9, 2018
a tall man who is usually depressed and is mostly likely to rage.
There was a makur in our school who bullied Johnny
makur by johnnyhmmmmmmmmmm July 1, 2019
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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