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Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.

When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"

They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.

For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.

male version of this is butler cafe
Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?

Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!
maid cafe by Hespia Klarerin December 4, 2010
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Maid cafe workers 

Pieces of shit Who should be arrested and sent to prison they will never contribute to society and they never have. They are terrible in every way
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quackity’s maid cafe went on a roadtrip to vidcon and died in a car crash

the best quackity hater club is quackity’s maid cafe
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