madoudavit 

Source = "Annual American Doctors Journal(AADJ)"--

"To be this state means to be self medicating to a point where the mind picks up its bags and f@*ks off for a couple off hours, and in some severe cases days. Commonly know substances are found to be - yokes, sniff(a bag). Most documented cases occur between the hours of 5 o clock on Fridays and 9 o clock Monday morning.---Side effects can be your best friend telling you "Deirdre Barlow is getting chased by a load of aboringinies across Australia" and " Himilayan Joe shephards sheep on the side of the sugar loaf for a packet of custard creams......thats right isnt it????". If you notice any of these side effects there is a high percentage you or your friend are madoudavit."

"Whats Philly doin talkin to his bird and she's not even here?

Ah he's madoudavit!"

madoudavit by deedong July 23, 2009

madouvit 

Under the influence of drugs, esp ecstasy

Look at him, he looks madouvit

madouvit by Aldizzle August 23, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016