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lyons township high school 

possibly the greatest high school on the face of the planet. located in western springs, IL and lagrange, IL many of those who attend are brought up in well-off households and families. This provides the students with a false sense of security, but whtevessssss its still a beast school. peace love great american bagel. chipotle gives the seniors free burritos. anddd theres two campuses. :]
'dude did u see lyons township high school in the bball game last night??'
'totes man they dominatedddd. oh and they also won state for soccer?? how cool are they?'
'i wish i was as cool as LT. too bad i go to central.'
'i love coach dry'
'yea LT is as beast as tits and jizz combined'
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Lyons Township high school 

Lyons township high school is a mess. these messy ass vsco ho’s will literally sell their soul for republishes. the boys are all addicted to nicotine although they’ve never smoked a cigarette in their lives. the school is infested with not only cockroaches but also mosquitoes. everyone’s rich parents give them a comfortable lifestyle of expensive cars and never actually dealing with the consequences of their actions because their parents could pay a fine.
“i’m very happy i don’t go to Lyons township high school”
“lyons township high school is disgusting!! it’s infested with bugs!”
“yeah another kid at lyons township high school got booked with his juul
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026