lwanga 

It is a traditional Ugandan last name that is bestowed to those with the biggest dick. And is past down from generation to generation.

Becca: girl this guy slid into my DMs.
Tisha: what is his last name?
Becca: Lwanga.
Tisha: You better reply cause he got the biggest dick in the tribe.
Becca: oh shit I'm replying as we speak .

lwanga by XxSmithxX March 9, 2017

Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.

Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.

Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023

langas mom 

langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa

ex: wow langas mom is really hot

langas mom by langasmomporn March 12, 2021

Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

Langar by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023

langatang 

The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.

Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!

langatang by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009

Langa 

Reki’s dense boyfriend

Langa: Are you okay?

Reki: *flinches* yeah

Langa: okay

Langa by getadumbassforfree March 11, 2021