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It is a traditional Ugandan last name that is bestowed to those with the biggest dick. And is past down from generation to generation.

Becca: girl this guy slid into my DMs.
Tisha: what is his last name?
Becca: Lwanga.
Tisha: You better reply cause he got the biggest dick in the tribe.
Becca: oh shit I'm replying as we speak .

lwanga by XxSmithxX March 9, 2017

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Langared

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Related Words

lwanga • Langa • langar • Langarjeet • langage • langalihle • Langarchod • langa and reki • langacker • Langagan

Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.

Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.

Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023

langas mom

langas hot mom aka nanako hasegawa

ex: wow langas mom is really hot

langas mom by langasmomporn March 12, 2021

Langar

A hunch back with a small dick who wont shut the fuck up

That kid over there, his name is Finn and he is a fucking langar

Langar by ChillBill668 August 17, 2023

langatang

The act of delivering a blow or wack to your drug dealers head with a empty fourty ounce malt liquor beverage container, and then taking your drugs and leaving enough cash to cover fair market value of the drugs on the dealers unconscious body.

Hey man did you hear, Scottie to Hottie got locked up! I herd he got caught trying to langatang the shit out of Justin Timberlake!

langatang by Johnny B Gude June 2, 2009

Langa

Reki’s dense boyfriend

Langa: Are you okay?

Reki: *flinches* yeah

Langa: okay

Langa by getadumbassforfree March 11, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026