Lumberjacking off

The disposal of morning wood through the act of masturbating.

Guy: After the dream I had this morning, I had some lumberjacking off to do...

by JJtheSeme August 12, 2010

Lumberjack off

When you grow out your pubes until they resemble a beard, the you masturbate with syrup.

-"Hey man, wanna go get some flapjacks?"
-"Not right now, I'd rather go Lumberjack off."
-"Alright, just make sure you wash your balls when you're done."

by Lumberjacket August 16, 2009

Lumberjacking Off

A sexual act in which a man masturbates (or is stimulated by his partner) and after he's ejaculated, his partner yells "TIMBER" as he loses his erection.

"I made a huge mess from lumberjacking off. Plus I think my roommates think we're logging."

by Paul Cumyan December 05, 2017