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the opposite of lots; none.
used to confuse people into thinking that you will do something when you will, infact, not.
mom: shawn, go do your homework and clean your room
shawn: lults.
lults by ((make yourself!)) October 24, 2004
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Lulzswag 

Something of a savage nature that can be both humorous and/or dramatic but very real. Sometimes found offensive by many but always of a savage magnitude.
The shit he said was lulzswag AF.

That beat is strait lulzswag.
"Fucking your mom since before you were born." Lulzswag
Lulzswag by Lulz§wag December 1, 2018
Lutsen is a small town in Minnesota on the north shore of lake superior. Lutsen was named after a historic battle that took place near the village/area of Lutzen in Germany. Absolutely awesome place, good for hiking, biking and golfing. Most of the local folks are from Scandinavian origin.
Lutsen is the place to go!
lutsen by Rapazinho May 29, 2007
Lutser - Lutsert - Lutserts
lutser by Batsdroog June 11, 2008
Adjective, meaning very funny.

Comes from the word luls, which is in turn a pronunciation-based derivation of the word lols, or lol (laugh out loud).
Linda thinks she's so cool. That is so lulsy.
Lulsy by deedubayoo October 18, 2010

lultrain 

to easily annoy someone on a chatroom or on any Instant messaging or social networking site like Facebook, MySpace, etc. by typing "lul" really fast and pressing the return button on the keyboard. you say "LULTRAIN SUCCESS!" if the person gets easily mad or angry. It is referred to the lultrain because you say "lul" like the form of a train going on and on and on.
you: lluluul
ulluul
lulu
lulu
lululu
lulu
lulu
ulluu
Victim: UGGGGH STOPPPPPP.
You: LULTRAIN SUCCESS!
(more and more and more until your bored)
lultrain by godlynick December 16, 2010
Laughed A Little Then Stopped
Person 1- You always act crazy
Person 2- You Always act mad
Person 3- Lalts
Lalts by LifeOfCrizzi October 30, 2016
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