lowlife scumbag
lowlife scumbag by mander223 November 28, 2011
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lowlife scumbag
After mooching most of your life
1. You trick your aged mother-in-law into giving you power of attorney
2. You then sell her house, liquidate her assets and rip her off
3. You never tell her daughter or her husband
(Who fronted $100,000 of repairs to the house after it caught fire and are still owed money)
5. You take the insurance funds! And when they find out, go nuts, you make sure Elder Abuse is called.
6. You refuse to answer their calls because you delight in seeing them ruined.
1. You trick your aged mother-in-law into giving you power of attorney
2. You then sell her house, liquidate her assets and rip her off
3. You never tell her daughter or her husband
(Who fronted $100,000 of repairs to the house after it caught fire and are still owed money)
5. You take the insurance funds! And when they find out, go nuts, you make sure Elder Abuse is called.
6. You refuse to answer their calls because you delight in seeing them ruined.
Ellie: I'm not a scumbag! When that house caught fire, I let that old bag live with us!
Daughter: Yes- you're not a scumbag. You did let her live with you- in your basement AND collected 17,000 from the insurance company... So, in reality you are a LOWLIFE scumbag.
Daughter: Yes- you're not a scumbag. You did let her live with you- in your basement AND collected 17,000 from the insurance company... So, in reality you are a LOWLIFE scumbag.
lowlife scumbag by Mia Martinelli April 15, 2016
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Scumbag lowlife
The kind of shit that can be seen robbing Macdonalds for a cheeseburger or looting the streets in order to regain the taxes that they do not or ever will pay.
Scumbag Lowlives are to Great Britain what Cancer is to the human body.
Scumbag Lowlives are to Great Britain what Cancer is to the human body.
Police Officer 1: Hey look at that Scumbag Lowlife robbing that charity shop with a machete, lets arrest him!
Police Officer 2: Nah, better leave it in case we get fired for brutality or rasicm or some shit.
*Scumbag Lowlife proceeds to set fire to the shop and run home with his freshly looted CDs*
Police Officer 2: Nah, better leave it in case we get fired for brutality or rasicm or some shit.
*Scumbag Lowlife proceeds to set fire to the shop and run home with his freshly looted CDs*
Scumbag lowlife by friedchikenpapertowels September 3, 2011
low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands.
A 300lb dumbfuck who stays in their moms basement playing the Xbox 360 their mom gave them 8 years ago.
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.
See: pedophile
I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…
See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
They often have no education, are illiterate and usually think arson = funny, it’s common for these type of discord moderators to watch underage Tik-Tok e-girls dancing.
See: pedophile
I would rant on the “see the world die in their hands” part but that would take too long. So…
See: gacha kid, roblox kid, dumbfuck
Person 3: Man I just heard Person 89 knows very little english
Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.
Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
Person 10: You mean him and those low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands..? Yeah fuck them.
Person 3: Jesus don’t explain the entire FNAF lore just from that holy-
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