lolqut 

Lolqut is a typo that occurs when you attempt to type the word "lolwut".

Eli: Can you believe Vlad nailed her!?
Steven: lolqut!!?!
Eli: what?
Steven: lolqut, sorry, i meant lolwut. next time i lolqut ill make sure to tell you im lolqut.

lolqut by romaniankid October 25, 2010

lolwut

Meaning "What?", but usually said to mean comedic indifference to whatever was said. Also, if you don't care what was being said. Useful if you are in a place you shouldn't be.

Prounounced as "lawl wut", with no pause between words.

Person 1: Get out before I call the police
Person 2: lolwut?

lolwut by -Tacgnol- December 28, 2008

Lolqtf

Lolqtf. It's like Lolwtf, but with a spelling error.

See 'qtf'.

Noob: LOLQTF

Dude: Eh?

Lolqtf by Lolqtf August 30, 2009

lolwut!? 

Term used in forums (generally gaming forums) to reply in one word to a post that either is far off topic, makes no sense at all, or is just plain stupid. The side effect of this is that the thread remains off-topic.

Poster-A
OP (post 1): Hi, I was wondering how many times can I cast a spell before I need to build my mana back up?

Poster-B
Post 2: my balls hurt, noob.

Poster-C
Post 3: lolwut!?

Poster-A
Post 4: I hate you people! Whhaaaaaaa...

lolwut!? by Wickedsick Smitty March 30, 2009

lolutah 

A place where a large demographic of gay men recreate en masse. There are many smelly people involved, as well. However, it is not uncommon for underage girls to attempt to appear older than they are, at which time the "straight" older men smell blood and beg, plead, force the girls to post pics of their boobies. In this channel, it is comprehensively acceptable to call close friends and newbies alike "faggot niggers."

"Hey Rick, it's 3am, what the hell are you doing at the computer? Don't you have work in three hours?"
"I'm checking lolutah for mens, you faggot. Laffo."

lolutah by gelmibson December 9, 2007

lolwut? 

when someone is so confused in a situation they find it funny.

*boy girl talking on facebook

boy - hey
girl - i like you
girl - NO I DONT
girl - YES YOU DO!
boy - lolwut?

lolwut? by 12 inch October 30, 2010

lolbutsrs 

A compressed version of "laugh out loud but serious".

It can be used to acknowledge an amusing element and then assert a level of importance and earnestness regarding the subject of discussion.

In other words, it is the equivalent of "I find that amusing however my question or statement was genuine".

Jed: "How hard is it to pass that maths exam?"

Nick: "I'm hard right now."

Jed: "lolbutsrs."

Nick: "Oh. Er... Yeah it's alright I guess..."

lolbutsrs by 2 Cool - that's right March 16, 2009

leafers 

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005