Lobstergen is the complete opposite of cardboard. By that it mean it's not in anyway like cardboard. Lobstergen is the base element that makes up all species of lobster. It is extracted via complex method where lobsters are melted at roughly 300,000 degrees Celsius and impurities are removed. The chemical formula is Lb37. Lobstergen abuse is becoming more common and although not physically adictive dependency has been reported. Lobstergen can be mixed with other drugs, see lobstersmack.
You:- Whats the direct opposite of cardboard?

Frank:- Why the fuck do you want to know that? Are you on lobstergen or something?
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