lmbdo

Laughing my badonka-donk off. Contrary to what those of you with dirty minds may have thought, it has nothing to do with a big penis.

This word is a more ardent version of the abbreviation lol. This is due to the fact that, unlike lol, people are usually laughing when they use this term.

Person 1: I found this banging shop where they cut hair for $5
Person 2: Whoa, seriously!?
Person 1: Yeah man. I only spent $5 and its looks like a $15 cut
Person 2: Oh aight cause I pay for a $15 haircut that looks like $5
Person 1: lmbdo

Person 1: Yo, you know you're not allowed to eat in my car! You left a chocolate smudge on my seat. I can't have any girls in my car with it looking like I got poop stains in it.
Person 2: lmbdo

Person 1: Why did this old Indian man working at the gas station randomly ask me to give him a hug? I told him I was married. He needs to get the hell out of here with his crusty hands. lol
Person 2: You've got to look beyond the exterior and to the interior. Besides, crusty hands? That's nothing some lotion can't fix
Person 1: lmbdo

lmbdo by danth3man09 March 6, 2010

lmldo

Laughing my little dick off

Little boy: Mommy whats that?
Mom: A retard. little boy.

Little Boy: omg he is so funny i am lmldo

lmldo by Retard1234567890 September 26, 2011

LMDO 

Laugh my dick off. A term used by frat boys who wish to focus an entire conversation on their genitalia.

Rick: Dude, I just came back from the hospital. I found out that I have terminal cancer.
Douchebag: LMDO. That sucks.
Rick:
Douchebag: Seriously, check out my dong.

LMDO by SirKrumpets July 27, 2009

lambdong 

a decent size dong, with abnormally large testicles that is almost fully consumed by hair.

Person #1: dang boiiiii, is that a lambdong?
Persong #2:nawwww dude thats two basketballs, a stick, and a couple weasels.

lambdong by santacruz89989 March 14, 2013

Lmbo 

Lmbo is a more appropriate version of Lmao for people who want to kiss their mother with a clean mouth. It stands for "Laughing my butt off", "Laughing my bones off", "Last mountain bird observatory", "Little mister Bobby Opal", or "Lying my behind off".

"Lol u r SO funny"
"Lmbo, I know!"

Lmbo by Definitions@123 April 3, 2022

Lmfdo 

Laugh my fucking dick off.
Used in really any case where your friend or enemy or pet turtle texts you something funny.

Should not be used in cases where the person will blackmail you for laughing at what they said. Shown in example #2.

1)While texting:

Person 1: "Damn she looks mad ratchet"
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Dude you're hilarious, that's so true though..."

2)

Person 1: "She looks like she gained some weight, poor girl. I heard she caught herpes too, shortly after her mother was killed in that car accident yesterday."
Person 2: "Lmfdo! Sucks to suck."
Person 1: "You're an asshole! We're no longer friends! I'm telling the whole school about how you're an ass-licking mother fucking gay rhino-raping fat piece of vanilla flavored shit in a dumpster full of fat rats drinking kool-aid riding unicycles while singing random justin bieber songs.... No nipple having bitch!!!"

Lmfdo by Little Bit of Luck January 8, 2013

lmbao 

Lmbao most commonly used in a school environment means "Laughing my bioluminescent ass off"

Justys: "I'm a virgin"
Greg: "Lmbao"

lmbao by Gyeet January 15, 2019