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Little Toe 

An useless toe that hurts as shit when you hit yourself on it, also the first one to get broken if you hit your foot on a corner.
I hit my little toe on the bath corner and now can't walk for two weeks
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hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe 

a toe full with warts, all yellow toenails and long long black hairstrands sticking up. Ugly, makes you almost thro up and cry
*'**** looks worst than hamzehs crusty hairy little left toe

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Littleton Earthworm 

A sexual technique in which two men, one lying on his stomach and one lying on his back, face opposite directions, as earthworms do when they mate. They then sodomize each other at the same time, being careful not to squish each other's testicles. Named after Littleton because it was the preferred sexual position of Columbine killers Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold.
My legs are sore as hell today. Me and Todd gave each other the Littleton Earthworm last night!
Littleton Earthworm by Charli XXX October 23, 2014

Littleton, NH 

A small town in northern NH, where there's not much to do. The biggest news is who's dating who. People here can't get enough of other peoples business. There's a lot of great people, but you KNOW all of the people. Main street is pretty chill, lots of weird stores. Fun little park, but druggies scare kids away. Schools are meh, nothing great. Lots of shit goes down making it interesting. I recommend visiting, but not for more than a week.
Me: "Hey, you coming down to the park later?"
Friend: "Naww. its a soul sucking place to be."
Me: "I can't wait to get out of Littleton, NH..."

Littleton, NH 

An extremely small town that is a like a black hole. Once you enter you're trapped there for life. Its filled with stuck up girls and hick boys who like to over use the phrase "git-r-done" . The only thing going on in Littleton is kn owing who's getting pregnant or going to jail. Word of advice get now while you still have a chance for survival.
I went over to littleton, nh to walk around Wal-Mart for fun
Littleton, NH by lillady1234 January 9, 2011

Stephen Littleton 

Also known as Skater Steve, or Scuba, this person is an extremely generous person. He has a heart of gold. If you ever meet such a person he will be hanging out with his best friends Nate and Aaron.
"Man all i need is 200 more bucks and i get my new phone."
"Do you want me to loan it to you?"
"Man your such a Stephen Littleton!"
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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