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litbrary 

When you get lit (turnt, drunk, high, crazy, wild, etc.) at the library!
Person 1: Do you wanna go do some homework at the library?
Person 2: Sure, let me just grab my books and my bottle of vodka.
Person 1: Vodka? But why drink if we're going to the library?
Person 2: Because we're gonna get lit and study at the litbrary instead!
litbrary by RumLover25 October 4, 2016

library gash 

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye
Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!
library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009

Literary Orgasm 

When you read a book, and a big plot twist, or a big surprise happens that makes you go ''Oh my God!''
Taffy: I was reading the seventh Harry Potter,and when I found out that Snape was actually a good guy, I had a literary orgasm.

Jenn: I know! So did I!
Literary Orgasm by LadyLove66 December 24, 2010

The Great Library of Alexandria

The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.
"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish
An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!
Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored."

Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?"

Dude 1: "Man that sounds boring."

Dude 2: "Seriously, just try it. I'll show you some cool stuff over there."

Dude 1: "OK... we'll see."

..............1 month later

Dude 1: "Hey man let's go to the library. Come on man get up."

Dude 2: "But we just came back from there 2 hours ago."

Dude 1: "Dude, that's a long time!"
library by Adel7 September 23, 2007

Pubic library 

A library where an individual can get pornography
P1:Hey where are you going?

P2:The pubic library.

P1:You mean public?

P2:No I mean the place where I get all of my porn.

P1:Oh, can I cum?
Pubic library by Cerebrate 1138 October 30, 2014