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linkmate 

1)An impossibly cool person to whom you are eternally bound by a bond stronger than blood or superglue.

2)Someone with whom you are officially associated but in reality have no effing idea who they are.

3)A word you throw out when you want to make other people sound like their friendship with a person is inferior to your friendship with that person.

4)Someone who will remember your glory days in college when everybody else forgets how cool you were.

5)Someone who liked you so much that they wanted to be neighbors; alternatively, someone who didn't like you enough to block with you.

6)Someone who makes you feel like you have friends outside of the place you live even if you never leave your jail-cell of a bedroom.
1)"I think we should be bffls. Wanna be my linkmate?"

2)"Hey, you're unreal, have we met? Oh wait, we're linkmates!"

3)Other person: "Hey, this is my friend Ann, she's super awesome, have you met her?"
You: "Obviously! We're linkmates, we go wayyyy back."

4)"Wow, you're awesome, I'm so glad we're linkmates."

5)"I love you, but I'm not IN love with you. Let's be linkmates."

6)"Wow, I haven't left my room in 87 days. I would feel like a lonely loser, except that can't possibly be true because I have so many cool linkmates."
linkmate by margaritarockstar March 24, 2013
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Linkmaster 

Someone who is always pasting great links into chat.
That Bent Angle is quite the effing linkmaster.
Linkmaster by Bent January 19, 2005

Richard Linklater 

One of the best independent directors to come out. He has such an ear for creating amazing dialogue. Linklater has been known to turn a plotless film into a one of a kind and pretty much all of his films take place in Texas (Where he grew up). His filmography;

- Slacker
- Dazed and Confused
- Before Sunrise
- Suburbia
- The Newton Boys
- Tape
- Waking Life
- The School of Rock
- Before Sunset
Richard Linklater is amazing. Don't agree with me? Kiss my ass!
Richard Linklater by Kyle January 29, 2005

william linklater

william linklater is a very handsome dude, he is just so sweet and caring when he wants to be.

william linklater likes to suck his friends willys, he has a beautiful butt and pretty eyeballs, everytime see one, you’ll be like damn cute butt xx
did you see that butt?

omg was that william linklater!!
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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