like a pizza

To be owned like, or be beaten.

I beat the other team 24-0. They were owned like pizzas.

Or

I won 5-0, I owned him like a pizza with snakes on it.

by harris April 3, 2003

hung like a pizza

To have a penis with the dimensions of a pizza; that is, approximately 16 inches in diameter and half an inch in depth

Girl 1: Mama mia! Antonio is hung like a pizza!
Girl 2: Yeah, I wanna be a topping on his pizza cock!

by pizzadick16x0.5 April 12, 2021

Feeling like pizza

Being or feeling awesome, amazing, etc. Because pizza is awesome. The new "feel like a million bucks".

I woke up in a funk, but now, I'm feeling like pizza.

by entity05 March 27, 2016

we like pizza

I like pizza with peperoni mozzarella and anchovies, I like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano, I like pizza with tomato.

we like pizza in the morning, we like pizza everyday, we like pizza in the evening, we like pizza any way!

by spacemandude October 27, 2021

you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

by Lalalala! May 17, 2006

When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie

It's possible that it's amore. Some even say it's OMORI. I'm not sure though, do your own research.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore

by userhandlegoeshere October 6, 2021

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004