Lightbulbism 

Taking a massive systemic problem that is fueled by abuse and corruption and greed at the top -- and turn it into a willpower issue for regular people.

Blaming climate change on plastic straws and hamburgers instead of fossil fuel burning is pure lightbulbism

Lightbulbism by Blarghagedon September 5, 2019

Lightbulbing 

When you shove a lightbulb up your arse because 5 minute crafts said your poo could light it

Doctor: why is there a light bulb up your ass
Person: i was lightbulbing

Lightbulbing by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

Lightbulbization

Using a ghetto vaporizer made from a light bulb.

So did you ever end up making "The Machine" for your DMT?

No. I was never able to drill through a mini liquor bottle without breaking it, so I'm still stuck with plain old lightbulbization.

Lightbulbization by dankoni May 29, 2009

Lightbulbing 

When a girl takes drugs, sits in the dark and comes up with "bright" ideas.

Lucy and Gemma popped a Valium each and were lightbulbing until they fell asleep.

Lightbulbing by PersianP October 21, 2010

lightbulbin'

The act of noticing an unlit lightbulb, removal of said lightbulb, replacement of lightbult and installation of replacement lightbulb.

"I have to go home and do some "lightbulbin'."

lightbulbin' by Barrett Gruber January 1, 2008

lightbulbs

A light source which can be considered fun to look at while high

"wow look at that lightbulbs" says christian

"Its like the blood in my arms" says john the emo

lightbulbs by Chrsitain Baker December 28, 2005

Lightbulbing 

The act of doing/buying something nice for your partner in order to make their face light up like a light

Girl 1: Omg my boyfriend has been lightbulbing me lately
girl 2: I wish my Bf would do that.

Lightbulbing by gubl March 18, 2019