(noun) - stands for LIteral ASs KIcking.

Liaski (sometimes abbreviated instead as "L.A.K.") is game played in Hollywood, Miami, Greewich Village, and any other place that celebrities are known to congregate.

The game involves walking up behind a celebrity and touching your foot to their behind briefly.
Sometimes this is done lightly, sometimes with the force of somebody trained in martial arts.

People keep track themselves of how many famous people's asses they have literally kicked, and very usually the names, for the sake of bragging rights.

This game is non-competitive against other literal ass kickers, but often against bodyguards that famous people have on their payroll.
We got to play liaski at the latest Hollywood after party... then I got my nose broken!
by E. B. DeKalb July 27, 2011
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