lesger 

The lesbian form of cougar. Could also possibly be spelled 'lezger'
Like the cougar, she is also looking for young fresh meat, except that in her case it is a young female she is looking for and not a young male. She can be anywhere from trashy and simply looking for a quick hookup, to classy and looking for a young woman to care for. Lesgers can be awesome because they are past that whole drama filled stage, and are now settled down and not looking for head games. They may also be rich. They are most likely milf's, too. Possibly even a gilf.

"omg, stay away from that lesger - she'll have her paws all over you!"

"wow, look at that beautiful lesger... she'll spoil you rich!"

"wow, my professor is totally a hot lesger. She takes all her young girls students out for a drinks and... you know"

lesger by Diamanda Graves July 6, 2008

Lesger 

A lesbian is a rare breed of lesbian that happens to be of the negroid race, hence the name Lesger (Lesbian + Nigger). Some common attributes of a Lesger can be an inclination towards the arts, specifically visual arts and music, and the possession of numerous hippy-like traits. Lesgers are usually quite short and pale and are the proud owners of one of the largest bushes on the European continent, due to their acute allergy to the act of shaving, and further large amounts of hair can be encountered throughout Lesger's body. The natural habitat of a Lesger can be found when engaged in lesbian scissoring, which is referred to as LSD (Lesbian Scissoring Dogma), where the Lesger often causes massive bushfires due to the excessive friction created by the passionate act.

That Lesger has to be careful, she's gonna spread her lesgeritis to everyone!

Oh, she really is a stinky Lesger!

That Lesger bush has to come with a warning, or else all the world shall be engulfed in the infernal flames of Lesger!!

Lesger, you have to give that bush a trim.

Wow, that Lesger sure likes the Lesger Scissoring Dogma.

Lesger by Mr.Cranklejew April 10, 2024

Lesger 

Lesger is a word used to describe a black lesbian woman. The word comes from the two words "Lesbian" and the racial slur "Nigger". A Lesger's favourite activity is causing bushfires. Lesgers may look friendly however they often carry diseases such as Lesgeritis a disease in which you become alergic to shaving and grown huge amounts of hair as well as a urge to cause bushfires.

Stop causing bushfires LESGER!

Lesger by migger_12 April 22, 2024

Phil Lester 

Actual ray of sunshine. He is known for being the nicest human on the planet and for appearing on YouTube (amazingphil) and on Radio One. He is Aldo the creator of the 7 second challenge that hr created with his "best friend" Dan Howell (Danisnotonfire)

Me: *stands on a table in the middle of a mall and screams* PHIL LESTER IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE
everyone: retweet! Agreed! Amen! Phil is amaze balls!

Phil Lester by danissortaonfire September 22, 2015

Phil Lester 

saviour of pandas

Phil lester wished for pandas to not be endangered, his wish came true

Phil Lester by iknowplentyoofsynynoms September 16, 2016

Phil Lester 

A British YouTuber (aka Amazing Phil) with 3.9 million subscribers. He is an actual angel. He has a smile of pure gold that radiates immense sunshine and happiness. Even tho his best friend Dan Howell (aka danisnotonfire) is more popular than him, he never stops smiling and supporting him. He has also created many different trends (eg, Toilet Tag, 7-Second Challenge, etc) and not been recognized for creating them; yet, he never complains about it. He is one of the original YouTubers and has literally been on YT longer than all of the famous YouTubers I can think of. He loves lions, mismatched socks, and his fans. He is almost 30 (on January 30th oml it's so close) yet seems to have the innocence of an eight year old. (Although we in the Phandom know better!!) There is so much more that I could say about him but I think this is probably too long, so, the last thing I would like to say is: Keep smiling, Phil. We love you for the sole reason that you're you. Never lose your adorable, innocent, immature, goofy personality. Never forget the cat whiskers. Never stop being you.

"It's a good thing to be strange. Normalness leads to sadness."
"You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves."
"I would date Belle (the Disney princess) because...she saw the beauty within the beast. She knows it's what's on the inside that counts."
"You are better than toast."
~Phil Lester

...excuse me while I go CRAFT!!!

Phil Lester by emthesmølchild December 23, 2016

lesperm 

LeSperm is the often used nickname for LeBron James' son Bronny James whenever he does anything on the high school basketball court.

"Did you see LeSperm's crazy dunk last weekend in the State Championships???"
"Yup, those LeBron genes are really kicking in."

lesperm by SlerkYneb March 22, 2022