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Portmanteau of LEFT and FBI. The end result of years of infiltration into a once great agency by the left wing communists emanating from American academia.

Once the guarantor of freedom, the FBI is now nothing more than the KGB of the Democratic party, similar to CNN's role as the PRAVDA of America.
Johnny: When I grow up I want to join the FBI!

Father: You mean the LEFTBI? Son, you're better than that. The PC cretins and political hitsquads you'll encounter there will ruin your soul.
leFtBI by Youtubeboobtube January 22, 2018
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Urban Leftionary 

Instances in which the Urban Dictionary is used for leftist, butthurt word definitions.
Most common shortly after elections have taken place and the republican candidate has won.
The electoral college have cast their votes for the 2016 elections and Donald J. Trump will officially be the 45th POTUS.

Person 1: "Haha, did you see they're talking about the Rectoral College now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've seen the Urban Leftionary."
Urban Leftionary by Poncho112 January 19, 2017
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Left-handed people that are underrated.

Apparently die 8 or 9 years earlier than right-handed people.
Hey look, Matt and Ali are lefties!
Lefties by bitstripslang June 12, 2015

Latte-sipping Leftist

A latte-sipping leftist, or simply a "latte-sipper", is a pejorative term that is used to describe a type of socialist who usually lives in the inner city, or one who shares the views of those socialists that do live in such areas. The term comes from the perception of inner-city leftists congregating at cafes and drinking lattes whilst lamenting over societal problems. They differ from other leftists by their anarchy-like mindset and a provocative, aggressive and uncompromising approach to the support of fashionable socio-progressive causes. Notably they perceive themselves as being more open-minded, intelligent and enlightened than everyone else. This mentality is further reinforced if they have a tertiary qualification which is typically, but not always, a university degree in the arts and social sciences. They often are described as being arrogant, abusive, sanctimonious and self-righteous. While usually criticised by conservatives, they are also criticised by other leftists and some in the union movement who label them as elitists. Their focus on socio-progressive and world issues has also seen them labelled as being out-of-touch by those from poorer backgrounds who have more pressing local concerns such as crime, unemployment, health care and the rising cost of utilities. While generally similar in mentality to the so-called "Champagne Socialists", the Latte-sipping Leftists differ mainly in their socio-economic status; they mostly hail from a middle-class background.
It's just so typical to see these latte-sipping leftists shout down and gang up on anyone who disagrees with them.
Someone who leans left on the political spectrum and is exceptionally stupid, dishonest, or both.
“Leftoids are so delusional they believe Trump is a facist. ”
Leftoid by nogomonke February 5, 2021

Ms leftridge 

She is the most epic band teacher out there she dispises the drummers *cough cough seth* you better be careful cuz so might attack you with pencil if you dont have one on you at all times. Be carful she is ready to pounce at all times
If you arnt carefull Ms leftridge might attack you.

leftist cuck 

A person who is cucked by the left, and spreads news, or ideas their narrative.
Ha ha ha, man that guy is leftist cuck!
leftist cuck by George.IH June 15, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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