laytext

A text message informing your friends that you just got layed.

Bro! I just got a laytext from Dick. Says he boinked Olga.
That's cracked.
Yeah, she said his palinfuck was a smash.
What a maverick.

by Max Sexton June 14, 2010

latext

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latext

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latexting

Not putting much thought into a text. eg: lazy texting

My thumbs were SOOOO tired, all I could manage was feeble latexting.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latexting

the act of sending a text with condoms as a central theme.

My booty call demanded that I put on a jacket, so I had to do some quick latexting to the local pharma to find out if they were open.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

laytex

A nickname for somone by the name of alex who is really cool and plays a lot of minecraft and roblox and drinks a lot of mountain dew

Laytex means you play a lot of minecraft and roblox

by R.i.p peperonys March 23, 2017