laytext 

A text message informing your friends that you just got layed.

Bro! I just got a laytext from Dick. Says he boinked Olga.
That's cracked.
Yeah, she said his palinfuck was a smash.
What a maverick.

laytext by Max Sexton June 14, 2010

latext 

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

latext by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latext 

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

latext by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latexting 

Not putting much thought into a text. eg: lazy texting

My thumbs were SOOOO tired, all I could manage was feeble latexting.

latexting by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latexting 

the act of sending a text with condoms as a central theme.

My booty call demanded that I put on a jacket, so I had to do some quick latexting to the local pharma to find out if they were open.

latexting by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

laytex 

A nickname for somone by the name of alex who is really cool and plays a lot of minecraft and roblox and drinks a lot of mountain dew

Laytex means you play a lot of minecraft and roblox

laytex by R.i.p peperonys March 23, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019