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A text message informing your friends that you just got layed.
Bro! I just got a laytext from Dick. Says he boinked Olga.
That's cracked.
Yeah, she said his palinfuck was a smash.
What a maverick.
laytext by Max Sexton June 14, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.
Latext me your arrival time to LAX.
latext by jrcdmc June 18, 2011
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Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.
My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.
latext by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latexting 

Not putting much thought into a text. eg: lazy texting
My thumbs were SOOOO tired, all I could manage was feeble latexting.
latexting by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latexting 

the act of sending a text with condoms as a central theme.
My booty call demanded that I put on a jacket, so I had to do some quick latexting to the local pharma to find out if they were open.
latexting by jrcdmc June 18, 2011
A nickname for somone by the name of alex who is really cool and plays a lot of minecraft and roblox and drinks a lot of mountain dew
Laytex means you play a lot of minecraft and roblox
laytex by R.i.p peperonys March 23, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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