layb 

A negative slang term to replace "slut" or "ho." It generally refers to women wearing clothes that are too small or short to adequately cover themselves, thus seeing far more then you would ever want to.
Abbreviated from the word Labia.

Eg. "Man! Did you see that girl in the kitchen?" "Yeah, what a total layb."

layb by Aimee Scott April 30, 2008

Layback 

Mid-way through self pleasure you realise you don't have any tissues, noticing your too far gone you decide to let your chest cop the result.

Gus: I was going ham on myself and relised I had to do a layback!
Tobes: Wow thats disgusting!
Gus: Nah man I love rubbing it on my chest

Layback by bodex666 June 13, 2012

LayBeer

The act of having beer poured into one's mouth as they are laying on the ground in a supine position. The container(s) dispersing the aforementioned beer(s) shall be held by a qualified pourer approximately 2-5 feet from the ground/laybeeree's face. In order to compensate for wind or shaky pouring, the drinker will form a funnel with their hands to catch the beer. This activity truly shows the true grit of a drinker, as it is comparable to being water boarded with beer.

Johnny: "Wow, that was really an impressive laybeer!"
Jenny: "Sure was, he was able to laybeer two whole beers without moving."

LayBeer by BeerLaid July 6, 2011

Layboar Day

Last official day when hillbillies and mountain folk can have sex with wild pigs without having to eat them afterward, i.e., strictly for pleasure.

JEB: I'm done gunna git me a whole mess a hog poontang this here Layboar Day, how 'bout you, Cletus?

CLETUS: I reckon I'm just lookin' for some companionship.

Layboar Day by thedalailummox September 3, 2010

Laybalicious

Someone who is completely divine in every way. Always a pleasure to be around and talk to. Very comforting but can be very loud. One of her all time favourite things is to preform a table flip. She wishes she could table flip every desk, but unfortunately she cannot.

Another very common thing a Laybalicious is her ability to be awesome.

Oh my that girl is such a Laybalicious. Nothing can compare to her beauty! cute ravishing awesome

Laybalicious by O.M.G January 7, 2013

layby 

Used in some parts of Australia like Canberra. A hot girl that's too young for you and hence you have to figuratively put her on layby. Usually used as a qualifier so you don't sound like a pedophile.

Guy 1:"Check her out."
Guy 2: "Dude, are you sick? She's gotta be like 13."
Guy 1: "Okay then she's a layby." or "I'll put her on layby"

OR

"Check out the layby."

layby by K.C.D.L. May 26, 2004

laybyawn

A freak. French pronunciation of lesbian. Used by geeks.

a freak, a laybyawn

laybyawn by wahwowowo March 19, 2010